Open Mouth, Insert Foot

I am waiting for the day when this happens to me. I feel as though it will happen soon…

“Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I’d been trying to go out with all semester. The second i had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver, they drank too much and on the way home hooked up in the back seat. FML.”

Also, last night I said to a friend, “Jersey produces subpar people.” I was fed up with a certain person who hails from Jersey. His response, “My dad is from Jersey. So is half of my family.” Well done, Amber. Good friendship skills.