Open Mouth, Insert Foot

I am waiting for the day when this happens to me. I feel as though it will happen soon…

“Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I’d been trying to go out with all semester. The second i had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver, they drank too much and on the way home hooked up in the back seat. FML.”

Also, last night I said to a friend, “Jersey produces subpar people.” I was fed up with a certain person who hails from Jersey. His response, “My dad is from Jersey. So is half of my family.” Well done, Amber. Good friendship skills.


3 thoughts on “Open Mouth, Insert Foot

  1. Haha, yes my dad is from Jersey and so is his half of the family. I was just taking a dig at this girl I had in a class who opened every response with “Well I’m from Jersey and in Jersey …. etc etc.” Clearly I said it to the wrong person haha.

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